Paint the kas
The best chalk paint and upcycling buys for a weekend furniture rescue
Granny B's Pick 'n Mix 5 x 125ml is the one to start with: five colours, enough paint for a few small pieces, and no commitment to a single shade. Litre bundles and sealers follow for bigger jobs.
1 October 2026
Chalk paint sells itself on what you don't have to do. No sanding, no priming, straight onto the inherited kiaat sideboard. That promise is mostly about the paint's grip and its matte, chalky finish, and it is why a generation of South African flats are full of repainted hand-me-downs rather than skips.
Two things decide what you should actually buy. First, scale: a bedside table and a six-seater dining table need wildly different volumes, and buying small pots for a big job gets expensive fast. Second, sealing. Chalk finishes are porous by nature, so anything that will be wiped, knocked or rained on wants a topcoat, and that is a separate purchase.
This shelf is Granny B's, the Joburg maker, from end to end. So the choice here is not between brands but between formats: small taster pots, mixed packs, litre bundles, sealers and the glazes and metallics for people who want more than a flat colour. Ratings across the range are high but thin, usually one to three shoppers, so weigh them lightly.
Our pick

Granny B's Old Fashioned Paint
Pick ‘n Mix 5 x 125ml
5.0 (2)For the first-timer with one or two pieces to repaint, five 125ml colours is the sensible way in.
The listing puts five 125ml jars of chalk paint in one box at a mid-range price, and that is the right shape for how most people start. You get to test a shade on a drawer front before you commit a whole table to it, and you have four more colours left for picture frames, a stool, the inside of a cupboard.
It is low-VOC by the listing, which is worth something if you are painting in a flat rather than a garage. Two shoppers have rated it, both full marks. Not much to lean on, but it is in line with the rest of the range.
Against the single small pots, the per-jar maths works out better, and against the litre bundles you are not laying out several hundred rand on colours you have not seen in your own light.
Runner-up

Granny B's Old Fashioned Paint
Vintage Colours Basic Starter Pack (6x 125ml Jars and FREE Brush)
Much the same idea with an extra jar and a brush thrown in, if the Pick 'n Mix is out or you want the vintage palette chosen for you.
Six 125ml jars plus a free brush, going by the listing, for a bit more than the Pick 'n Mix. The trade is choice: the colours are picked for you in a vintage-leaning set rather than selected by you.
The included brush is not a small thing if this is your first project and you own nothing but a roller from a bathroom repaint.
The catch. No shopper ratings, and the listing does not say which six colours you get, so you are buying the maker's taste rather than your own.
Budget pick

Granny B's Old Fashioned Paint
Chalkpaint - Peppermint Twist (Sage Green)
5.0 (1)The cheapest honest way to find out whether chalk paint and your chair get along.
A single pot of sage green at the lowest price on this shelf, and currently well below its usual price. Treat it as a trial run: paint one thing, seal it, see whether you like living with a matte finish before you spend more.
Any of the colours at this price point will do the same job. Peppermint Twist is a forgiving mid-tone that works on small wooden pieces without reading as a statement.
The catch. The listing does not state the volume, so assume it is a small taster pot and not enough for a cupboard. One rating only.
Upgrade pick

Granny B's Old Fashioned Paint
Pick ‘n Mix 5 x 1L Armour Bundle
5.0 (1)For the person doing a whole room: five litres of colour plus a bottle of Armour topcoat in one go.
This is the only bundle here that pairs serious volume with the protective coating, and that combination is what a real project needs. Five 1L tins will take you through a dining table, a dresser and the chairs, with the topcoat for the surfaces that get used.
It is by far the dearest pick on this guide, several times the top pick. But compared with buying litres and a sealer separately it is the tidier way to kit out a big job, and the Armour listing claims abrasion and chemical resistance, which is the right ambition for a tabletop.
The catch. A lot of money and a lot of paint to commit to before you have seen the colours on your own furniture. Buy a taster pot first. One rating.
Also great

Granny B's Old Fashioned Paint
Classic Seal
5.0 (2)The sealer to add if you are buying paint only and the piece will actually be used.
Chalk finishes want a topcoat, and this is the general-purpose one: the listing describes it as a sealer for protecting and finishing wood against wear and the elements. For bookshelves, bedheads, frames and cabinet exteriors it is the straightforward choice.
It sits mid-range in price, and if your job is a table, a kitchen surface or anything outdoors, look at Armour instead, which the listing pitches harder on abrasion and chemical resistance.
The catch. Two ratings, and the listing is vague about coverage, so you may be guessing on how far one bottle goes.
What to look for
Work out your volume before you shop. Taster pots are for samples and small craft pieces; a wardrobe or a dining table wants litres. The mixed packs are the middle ground and the best place to begin, because the expensive mistake in this category is a litre of a colour you end up disliking.
Budget for the topcoat separately unless your bundle includes one. Paint and sealer are two purchases here, and the sealer is what decides whether the finish survives a year of mugs and elbows. Match it to the job: a general sealer for low-traffic pieces, the tougher clear coating for tabletops and anything that lives outside.
No-sand, no-prime is the selling line, and it holds for ordinary painted or bare wood. Dark timbers, varnish and anything that might bleed through a pale colour are the exception, which is exactly why a stain-blocking primer sits on this shelf. If you are going white or cream over old wood, read that as a hint.
Check the size on the listing before you compare prices. Several pots here do not state a volume, and a low rand figure means little until you know whether you are getting a sample jar or a usable tin.
Also considered

Armour · Granny B's Old Fashioned Paint · R 315,00
The tougher clear topcoat, pitched for indoor and outdoor use. The one to buy for tabletops and stoep furniture, but it costs more than the Classic Seal and most small projects do not need it.

Block & Tackle Multi-Purpose Primer (1L) · Granny B's Old Fashioned Paint · R 299,00
Stain-blocking primer. Genuinely useful under pale colours on old dark wood, but it undoes the whole no-priming appeal, so buy it only when you know you need it.

Pick 'n Mix Any 5 x 1 litres Chalkpaint R999 · Granny B's Old Fashioned Paint · R 999,00
Any five litres of chalk paint, no sealer. Cheaper than the Armour bundle and good value per litre, but the listing is blank and you still need a topcoat.

Pick 'n Mix 4x 1 Litre Chalkpaint + 1x Litre Classic Seal · Granny B's Old Fashioned Paint · R 989,00
Four litres of chalk paint plus a litre of Classic Seal. A sound big-job combination, though the listing gives you nothing to go on beyond the contents.
Metallic chalk-finish paint · Granny B's Old Fashioned Paint · R 99,00
Gold metallic chalk finish at a low price. Fun on frames and small details, less convincing as a whole-piece colour.

Precious Metals - Liquid Metal Collection · Granny B's Old Fashioned Paint · R 375,00
Three self-sealing metallics in gold, silver and bronze. A specialist buy for detail work, and dear for the amount you are likely to use.

Amazing Glaze - Collection (4 x 400ml) · Granny B's Old Fashioned Paint · R 539,00
Four glaze mediums for ageing and antiquing. For people chasing a worn finish rather than a clean one, and a big outlay before you know you like the effect.

Deco-Podge - Decoupage Medium - 400ml · Granny B's Old Fashioned Paint · R 158,00
Decoupage medium. A different craft entirely, worth knowing about if you want paper on drawer bottoms, but not part of a paint-and-seal plan.